Oh my God. Where have I been?! I totally been MIA! Just to catch you all up to speed, I got Tinder back. Romeo invited me to a Halloween party two weekends ago, and I got punched in the face by a guy.
So first things first. Romeo invited me to his brother’s annual Halloween bash. It was nice. I slept at Romeo’s and I refused to have sex. FUCK HIM. I am just over his shenanigans. I am sick of wasting my time on him. OH the best thing, this past Thursday I see him whenever I am out with my dad. He is talking to my dad and what not. When he walks away I told my dad that he is the guy that bailed on me for the 38 Special concert that next night. My dad asked if we were dating, blah blah blah. Romeo messages me everyday but I keep my distance. I don’t feel like being hurt anymore.
I got my Tinder back and started talking to this fine ass specimen that we will call GTL. He reminds me of a guido from Jersey Shore, except he isn’t a douche canoe. He is meeting me tomorrow night here in town for dinner and drinks. I will keep you updated on that.
Saturday night I went out and a guy punched me in my face. Isn’t that lovely. So much for southern gentlemen here in the south hahhahahaha. I have a nice sore jaw.
OH!!!! and the greatest news of all! I put a deposit on a house to rent! Holla at ya girl! I finally got my own place! I call it the Pussy Palace!
Hopefully I can christen it soon.
XO Vanessa
Keeping The South Dirty 